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I’ve updated my list of reasons why, if forced to choose between being a Pirate or being a Ninja, any self-respected 8 year-old should pick the Pirate option. Here’s the highlights, or you can read the full list under Pages.

• Pirates have a much cooler mode of transportation.
• Ninjas don’t get to use cannons.
• They don’t get to use guns either.
• A ninja missing a leg is useless. A pirate missing a leg is the captain.
• Two words: Undead monkey
• Dead pirates go to Davy Jones’ locker. Dead ninjas go to the city morgue.
• Han Solo was a pirate.
• Although Batman got hisself some ninja training, he quit the Brotherhood. The reason? ‘Cuz ninjas are pussies.
• Pirate movies are more fun than ninja movies.