UPDATED: 47 Reasons Why Pirates Are WAAAAAY Cooler Than Ninjas
Thursday, June 7th, 2007
I’ve updated my list of reasons why, if forced to choose between being a Pirate or being a Ninja, any self-respected 8 year-old should pick the Pirate option. Here’s the highlights, or you can read the full list under Pages.
- Pirates have a much cooler mode of transportation.
- Ninjas don’t get to use cannons.
- They don’t get to use guns either.
- A ninja missing a leg is useless. A pirate missing a leg is the captain.
- Two words: Undead monkey
- Dead pirates go to Davy Jones’ locker. Dead ninjas go to the city morgue.
- Han Solo was a pirate.
- Although Batman got hisself some ninja training, he quit the Brotherhood. The reason? ‘Cuz ninjas are pussies.
- Pirate movies are more fun than ninja movies.