Hipster Union

I’m serious. Undead monkey + gun = cool. There’s your unified field theory. I’m sure that Stephen Hawking is over in Cambridge right now, saying in his computer voice, “Holy fuck, why didn’t I think of that? Undead monkeys with guns solve everything, including the relationship between Newtonian physics and the behavior of quantum particles according to Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity.” Bono, Henry Kissinger and Jimmy Carter have figured out how to bring peace to the Middle East, provide clean drinkable water to Third World nations, and get rid of land mines using an army of undead monkeys with guns. How can the Iraq War be salvaged? Undead monkeys with guns. Santa, if you’re listening, all I want for Christmukkah is an undead monkey with a gun. Sphere: Related Content

I apologize for the general crappiness of the posting of late.  This goes for the infrequent posting as well as the general shoddiness of the posts.  As is obvious, I fell off the wagon.  I don’t have a regular posting schedule, which I really should have.  Year One was a good showing.  Year Two, not so much. Sphere: Related Content

I’m guessing you’re probably wondering why I went from “Hipster Union” to “OMG!!! Ponies!!!” Oh, you’re not. Well, it just seemed like a dumbass idea at the time so, what the hell. And yes, it’s pronounced “OMIGOD!!! Ponies!!!” (actually, it’s a dumbass internet meme that ne’er quite caught on) Sphere: Related Content