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		<title>Comment on Jesus&#8230;Now With 20% More Peanuts by doreen awiti</title>
		<link>http://www.hipster-union.com/2007/06/16/jesusnow-with-20-more-peanuts/#comment-63</link>
		<dc:creator>doreen awiti</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>u better believe now than meeting god on your way to hell !!</description>
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		<title>Comment on Why Pirates Are WAAAAAY Cooler Than Ninjas by Rizu Ferrox</title>
		<link>http://www.hipster-union.com/2007/05/29/why-pirates-are-waaaaay-cooler-than-ninjas/#comment-62</link>
		<dc:creator>Rizu Ferrox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'd be happy to bow my masked head and lay down my katana if your arguments against the ninja made any sense, but honestly, most of it has no fact behind it. For instance "Pirates have cool superstitions and legends. Ninjas have allergies and neuroses. ", what fact do you have to support your claim that ninjas suffer from such things? Also, ninja, like any group of humans, do have superstitions and legends. Your list shows complete bias with absolutely no research or vital information behind it. If you are going to try to make a point, do it intelligently and in a well informed mannor.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d be happy to bow my masked head and lay down my katana if your arguments against the ninja made any sense, but honestly, most of it has no fact behind it. For instance &#8220;Pirates have cool superstitions and legends. Ninjas have allergies and neuroses. &#8220;, what fact do you have to support your claim that ninjas suffer from such things? Also, ninja, like any group of humans, do have superstitions and legends. Your list shows complete bias with absolutely no research or vital information behind it. If you are going to try to make a point, do it intelligently and in a well informed mannor.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Mojitos Are Not Girly-Man Drinks by tehnoobshow</title>
		<link>http://www.hipster-union.com/2007/06/03/mojitos-are-not-girly-man-drinks/#comment-61</link>
		<dc:creator>tehnoobshow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh... Your blog used to be nice, but now it's spoiled. Stop posting trash like that or stop posting at all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh&#8230; Your blog used to be nice, but now it&#8217;s spoiled. Stop posting trash like that or stop posting at all.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Hello world! by Mr WordPress</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mr WordPress</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Why Pirates Are WAAAAAY Cooler Than Ninjas by sean</title>
		<link>http://www.hipster-union.com/2007/05/29/why-pirates-are-waaaaay-cooler-than-ninjas/#comment-54</link>
		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 08:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gee Drew Hardekopf, someone as intelligent as you who talks purely in caps and repeats the word "FAG" over and over must be right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gee Drew Hardekopf, someone as intelligent as you who talks purely in caps and repeats the word &#8220;FAG&#8221; over and over must be right.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Why Pirates Are WAAAAAY Cooler Than Ninjas by Drew Hardekopf</title>
		<link>http://www.hipster-union.com/2007/05/29/why-pirates-are-waaaaay-cooler-than-ninjas/#comment-52</link>
		<dc:creator>Drew Hardekopf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 21:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PIRATES ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
NINJA'S CAN KILL EVERY DAMN PIRATE WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND OR BREATHING.. PIRATES ARE DUMB AND SO ARE YOU!!!!!!!!! MOST OF THIS SHIT YOU SAID ISN'T EVEN TRUE ANYWAYS FAG!!
SO GO SHUV YOUR WOODEN LEG UP YOUR ASS HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PIRATES ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
NINJA&#8217;S CAN KILL EVERY DAMN PIRATE WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND OR BREATHING.. PIRATES ARE DUMB AND SO ARE YOU!!!!!!!!! MOST OF THIS SHIT YOU SAID ISN&#8217;T EVEN TRUE ANYWAYS FAG!!<br />
SO GO SHUV YOUR WOODEN LEG UP YOUR ASS HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Why Pirates Are WAAAAAY Cooler Than Ninjas by Sean of the Living</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sean of the Living</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:07:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pirates win. Why? Because they have guns, end of story. Ninjas don't even know what a gun is and thus would not try to dodge it and get shot.

Also, say a ninja and a pirate knocked on your door late at night. Which is scarier? A bearded maniac who reeks of rum and has a hook for a hand as well as dual pistols? Or some pussy in tights.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pirates win. Why? Because they have guns, end of story. Ninjas don&#8217;t even know what a gun is and thus would not try to dodge it and get shot.</p>
<p>Also, say a ninja and a pirate knocked on your door late at night. Which is scarier? A bearded maniac who reeks of rum and has a hook for a hand as well as dual pistols? Or some pussy in tights.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Why Pirates Are WAAAAAY Cooler Than Ninjas by embee</title>
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		<dc:creator>embee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I will update this list on this week's vacation to North Carolina, home of pirates who wreck ships to steal rum (seriously, Blackbeard hid out there and Kill Devil Hills is named for wreckers who stole rum from English merchant ships).

Suffice it to say, #48 will be "Pirates wear whatever they feel like; ninjas wear pink Polo shirts with popped collars.  Because they're giant douchebags who like to get punched in the back of the head."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will update this list on this week&#8217;s vacation to North Carolina, home of pirates who wreck ships to steal rum (seriously, Blackbeard hid out there and Kill Devil Hills is named for wreckers who stole rum from English merchant ships).</p>
<p>Suffice it to say, #48 will be &#8220;Pirates wear whatever they feel like; ninjas wear pink Polo shirts with popped collars.  Because they&#8217;re giant douchebags who like to get punched in the back of the head.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Comment on Why Pirates Are WAAAAAY Cooler Than Ninjas by Jaccy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jaccy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ya, Ninjas are pussies.  You pretty much summed up all the reasons to HATE ninjas.  LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ya, Ninjas are pussies.  You pretty much summed up all the reasons to HATE ninjas.  LOL</p>
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		<title>Comment on Mojitos Are Not Girly-Man Drinks by Reflections in an Ice Cube: The Drinks of Memory - New York Times</title>
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		<dc:creator>Reflections in an Ice Cube: The Drinks of Memory - New York Times</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] reading like a J Peterson catalog or some other piece of tripe.  As most know, in the summer, I&#8217;m a Mojito man.  It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t know about drinks other than Mojitos and Martinis.  [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] reading like a J Peterson catalog or some other piece of tripe.  As most know, in the summer, I&#8217;m a Mojito man.  It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t know about drinks other than Mojitos and Martinis.  [...]</p>
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